The Hot Sauce Collector

"Overal Grand Champion & 1st Place National Fiery Food Challenge 2003". This product contains the hottest known ingredients in the universe. As this sauce releases it's storm of particles on your tastebuds it may cause you to scream or mutter strange unintelligible incantations. If you're one of the people who can't find anything hot enough this is the sauce for you. Use One Drop At A Time At Your Own Risk!